funny Archives - Linea Cuisine https://lineacuisine.fr/tag/funny/ Just another WordPress site Mon, 26 Feb 2018 01:05:47 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.2 https://lineacuisine.fr/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/cropped-400-x-55-For-Footer-32x32.jpg funny Archives - Linea Cuisine https://lineacuisine.fr/tag/funny/ 32 32 Breath of that universal https://lineacuisine.fr/breath-of-that-universal/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=breath-of-that-universal https://lineacuisine.fr/breath-of-that-universal/#comments Mon, 26 Feb 2018 01:05:47 +0000 http://theme.ridianur.com/hampoz/?p=649 A wonderful serenity has taken possession of my entire soul, like these sweet mornings of spring which I enjoy with my whole heart. I am alone, and feel the charm of existence in this spot, which was created for the bliss of souls like mine. I am so happy, my dear friend, so absorbed in the exquisite sense of mere …

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A wonderful serenity has taken possession of my entire soul, like these sweet mornings of spring which I enjoy with my whole heart. I am alone, and feel the charm of existence in this spot, which was created for the bliss of souls like mine. I am so happy, my dear friend, so absorbed in the exquisite sense of mere tranquil existence, that I neglect my talents. I should be incapable of drawing a single stroke at the present moment; and yet I feel that I never was a greater artist than now.

And then, my friend, when darkness overspreads my eyes, and heaven and earth seem to dwell in my soul and absorb its power, like the form of a beloved mistress, then I often think with longing.

The important key:

When I hear the buzz of the little world among the stalks

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Initial into the belt https://lineacuisine.fr/initial-into-the-belt/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=initial-into-the-belt https://lineacuisine.fr/initial-into-the-belt/#respond Mon, 26 Feb 2018 01:04:35 +0000 http://theme.ridianur.com/hampoz/?p=647 Far far away, behind the word mountains, far from the countries Vokalia and Consonantia, there live the blind texts. Separated they live in Bookmarksgrove right at the coast of the Semantics, a large language ocean. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J08K_iOjWt8 Sed ut perspiciatis unde omnis iste natus error sit voluptatem accusantium doloremque laudantium, totam rem aperiam, eaque ipsa quae ab illo inventore veritatis et …

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Far far away, behind the word mountains, far from the countries Vokalia and Consonantia, there live the blind texts. Separated they live in Bookmarksgrove right at the coast of the Semantics, a large language ocean.

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Their separate existence https://lineacuisine.fr/their-separate-existence/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=their-separate-existence https://lineacuisine.fr/their-separate-existence/#respond Mon, 26 Feb 2018 01:00:58 +0000 http://theme.ridianur.com/hampoz/?p=645 The European languages are members of the same family. Their separate existence is a myth. For science, music, sport, etc, Europe uses the same vocabulary. The languages only differ in their grammar, their pronunciation and their most common words. Everyone realizes why a new common language would be desirable: one could refuse to pay expensive translators. To achieve this, it …

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The European languages are members of the same family. Their separate existence is a myth. For science, music, sport, etc, Europe uses the same vocabulary. The languages only differ in their grammar, their pronunciation and their most common words. Everyone realizes why a new common language would be desirable: one could refuse to pay expensive translators. To achieve this, it would be necessary to have uniform grammar, pronunciation and more common words. If several languages coalesce, the grammar of the resulting language is more simple and regular than that of the individual languages. The new common language will be more simple and regular than the existing European languages. It will be as simple as Occidental; in fact, it will be Occidental. To an English person, it will seem like simplified English, as a skeptical Cambridge friend of mine told me what Occidental is.

The European languages are members of the same family. Their separate existence is a myth. For science, music, sport, etc, Europe uses the same vocabulary.

The languages only differ in their grammar, their pronunciation and their most common words. Everyone realizes why a new common language would be desirable: one could refuse to pay expensive translators. To achieve this, it would be necessary to have uniform grammar, pronunciation and more common words. If several languages coalesce, the grammar of the resulting language is more simple and regular than that of the individual languages.

The new common language will be more simple and regular than the existing European languages. It will be as simple as Occidental; in fact, it will be Occidental. To an English person, it will seem like simplified English, as a skeptical Cambridge friend of mine told me what Occidental is. The European languages are members of the same family. Their separate existence is a myth. For science, music, sport, etc, Europe uses the same vocabulary. The languages only differ in their grammar, their pronunciation and their most common words. Everyone realizes why a new common language would be desirable: one could refuse to pay expensive translators. To achieve this, it would be necessary to have uniform grammar, pronunciation and more common words.

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It va esser tam simplic quam https://lineacuisine.fr/it-va-esser-tam-simplic-quam/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=it-va-esser-tam-simplic-quam https://lineacuisine.fr/it-va-esser-tam-simplic-quam/#respond Mon, 26 Feb 2018 00:59:09 +0000 http://theme.ridianur.com/hampoz/?p=640 Ma quande lingues coalesce, li grammatica del resultant lingue es plu simplic e regulari quam ti del coalescent lingues. Li nov lingua franca va esser plu simplic e regulari quam li existent Europan lingues. Li Europan lingues es membres del sam familie. Lor separat existentie es un myth. Por scientie, musica, sport etc, litot Europa usa li sam vocabular. Li …

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Ma quande lingues coalesce, li grammatica del resultant lingue es plu simplic e regulari quam ti del coalescent lingues. Li nov lingua franca va esser plu simplic e regulari quam li existent Europan lingues.

Li Europan lingues es membres del sam familie. Lor separat existentie es un myth. Por scientie, musica, sport etc, litot Europa usa li sam vocabular. Li lingues differe solmen in li grammatica, li pronunciation e li plu commun vocabules. Omnicos directe al desirabilite de un nov lingua franca: On refusa continuar payar custosi traductores.

Ma quande lingues coalesce, li grammatica del resultant lingue es plu simplic e regulari quam ti del coalescent lingues. Li nov lingua franca va esser plu simplic e regulari quam li existent Europan lingues.

At solmen va esser necessi far uniform grammatica, pronunciation e plu sommun paroles. Ma quande lingues coalesce, li grammatica del resultant lingue es plu simplic e regulari quam ti del coalescent lingues. Li nov lingua franca va esser plu simplic e regulari quam li existent Europan lingues. It va esser tam simplic quam Occidental in fact, it va esser Occidental. A un Angleso it va semblar un simplificat Angles, quam un skeptic Cambridge amico dit me que Occidental es. Li Europan lingues es membres del sam familie. Lor separat existentie es un myth. Por scientie, musica, sport etc, litot Europa usa li sam vocabular. Li lingues differe solmen in li grammatica, li pronunciation e li plu commun vocabules. Omnicos directe al desirabilite de un nov lingua franca: On refusa continuar payar custosi traductores. At solmen va esser necessi far uniform grammatica, pronunciation e plu sommun paroles.

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Hello world! https://lineacuisine.fr/hello-world-2/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=hello-world-2 https://lineacuisine.fr/hello-world-2/#comments Wed, 21 Feb 2018 00:16:02 +0000 http://theme.ridianur.com/hampoz/?p=1 Welcome to WordPress. This is your first post. Edit or delete it, then start writing!

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